HAL Domestic Short Hair Mount Juliet, TN

(Spoken in robotic monotone voice) Greetings...we..are...THE FAMOUS ROBOT BABIES! Our cuteness is beyond comprehension...any other form of cuteness does not compute to us. We are on a mission from another world to destroy all things cuter than us. This means...all...things...must...perish. Repeat...all...things...must...perish...(kittens eyes start dilating, and becoming fixated)
TR Management (trying to take over): Uh, hi folks...it seems The Robot Kittens have taken their theme a bit too serious, and quite frankly, they are making us a quite nervous. Hey guys...not all robots are mean, you know! I think we'd better turn you guys off for a bit, and let you cool down!
HAL (yelling in the background): Dave? What are you doing, Dave?
TR Management: My name's not Dave...who's Dave? Don't you come a step closer, kittens! I won't be taken in by your stares...stop it...by God, you guys are cute! Okay, I'll do whatever you want!
IT'S TIME FOR ROBOT KITTENS TO RULE THE WORLD! COME TO THE ADOPTION EVENT TOMORROW AT PETSMART IN MT. JULIET FROM 11-3 TO ADOPT US, IF YOU WANT TO LIVE...YOUR BEST LIFE!
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